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Your preferred vacation destination is anywhere a reptile expo is being held.

You enjoy basking under UVB lights.

You give your fiancée an “engagement snake.”

Your birthday wish list features items such as a “pinky pump” and “snake hook.”

You take an interest in horticulture to find out which plants are best for your reptiles.

You learn to eat healthier because of what you feed your tortoises.

Your favorite massage is the one you get from your python.

You like being out in the rain because it’s a good time to look for frogs.

When looking at reptiles some go “ewwww” while you go “ohhhh.”

Your holiday cards feature photos of you and your herps.

About 90 percent of your Internet favorites are reptile sites.

Your electric bill is doubled because of reptile lights and heaters.

You spend years cross-breeding for a brand-new leopard gecko morph.

Speaking Latin names comes easily.

Your freezer contains frozen rats right alongside the frozen vegetables.

The chirping of crickets is a permanent feature inside your home.

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