SNAKES ON A PLANE
Genre: billed as Action / Adventure / Thriller
My Rateing: Comedy
Star: Samuel L. Jackson (will he ever live it down?)
Plot Outline:
Nelville Flynn escorts a witness onto a plane headed for Los Angeles. Problem is, an assassin who is bent on killing the witness has released a crate containing about 450 snakes onto the same plane. Nelville finds out and he's bent on doing his job and getting the snakes back where they belong; on land. Or in snake heaven, where they'd be harmless. But can he get the snakes off the plane before it's too late?
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INNYS REVEIW 3/5 stars
Worth watching for the scenes that feature genuine (but harmless species)
that are mixed in, some nice animals.
Should be seen (particularly by snake lovers) for its (way) over the top B grade attempt at horror which is so bad its damn good comedy!
Lots of scenes of Blatantly pathetic animitronic attack snakes, with movement so unnatural, it makes the muppets beleivable!
Each Animatronic masterpeice is ofcourse equipped with ridiculously oversized, and unlikely fangs of such unmanageable length that a real snake would starve to death, one had fangs that would have made a gaboon viper cringe!
Naturally these 'deadly' attack vipers had such toxic venom, most passengers were dead immediately after their unnaturally evil targeted bites (nipple of girl having sex in loo, penis of another guy in loo, mostly straight for the throat, with one noteable exceptiopn of a ladys eyeball)!
A scene of notable comedic value is one of a 'knowledgable' (*cough
)
flight attendant, who is treating the swollen hand of a little boy bitten ,
she drinks caster oil ,quote "to protect against poison" (its irksome that venom is refered to as poison throughout the movie), then cuts the wound and sucks out the 'poison' !
Ya gotta love their research folk!
Schlock horror/comedy at its best!
I think this is a milk snake, a corn snake and a carpet python
Genre: billed as Action / Adventure / Thriller
My Rateing: Comedy
Star: Samuel L. Jackson (will he ever live it down?)
Plot Outline:
Nelville Flynn escorts a witness onto a plane headed for Los Angeles. Problem is, an assassin who is bent on killing the witness has released a crate containing about 450 snakes onto the same plane. Nelville finds out and he's bent on doing his job and getting the snakes back where they belong; on land. Or in snake heaven, where they'd be harmless. But can he get the snakes off the plane before it's too late?
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INNYS REVEIW 3/5 stars
Worth watching for the scenes that feature genuine (but harmless species)
that are mixed in, some nice animals.
Should be seen (particularly by snake lovers) for its (way) over the top B grade attempt at horror which is so bad its damn good comedy!
Lots of scenes of Blatantly pathetic animitronic attack snakes, with movement so unnatural, it makes the muppets beleivable!
Each Animatronic masterpeice is ofcourse equipped with ridiculously oversized, and unlikely fangs of such unmanageable length that a real snake would starve to death, one had fangs that would have made a gaboon viper cringe!
Naturally these 'deadly' attack vipers had such toxic venom, most passengers were dead immediately after their unnaturally evil targeted bites (nipple of girl having sex in loo, penis of another guy in loo, mostly straight for the throat, with one noteable exceptiopn of a ladys eyeball)!
A scene of notable comedic value is one of a 'knowledgable' (*cough
)flight attendant, who is treating the swollen hand of a little boy bitten ,
she drinks caster oil ,quote "to protect against poison" (its irksome that venom is refered to as poison throughout the movie), then cuts the wound and sucks out the 'poison' !
Ya gotta love their research folk!
Schlock horror/comedy at its best!
I think this is a milk snake, a corn snake and a carpet python
